What do you get when you cross two gay men, two lesbians, two pumpkins, and two episodes of "Trading Spaces"?

My Saturday night.

Rob and I went over to Tiffany and Jennifer's for dinner and to carve jack-o'-lanterns, and they showed us the classic lesbian "Trading Spaces" episode in which Hildi glued a bunch of hay to the wall. (I strongly suspect my mother did not see that episode, or else her living room would have a startling new motif by now.) We also saw the current episode, in which Kia mixed her metaphors and created a Hindu harem, complete with a bed, suspended from the ceiling, posing as a flying carpet. This for the couple who did not want a theme room, especially one centered around a "dance of the seven veils."

Nice.

I designed one pumpkin to look like an alien (Tiffany was the model), and Rob's looked adorable, if slightly grumpy.

Jenn's cat tried to bite us, and then we came home.