David's boyfriend Rob had a girlfriend in high school who used to keep a secret list of things he did wrong. Whenever the list got too long, she would stop speaking to him, but without telling him why or how he could fix it. When they broke up, she put the mood ring he had given her in the freezer until it turned permanently black, and then gave it back to him.

I had a girlfriend in junior high who wrote in my yearbook, "if it hadn't been for you, I would never of gotten such good grades this year."

And people say you can't be turned gay.