03.18.2003
This is my second post
This is my second post for the day. For a chronological listing of my boyfriends, please scroll down.
This just in:
Dear Mr. and Ms. and Uvula,
It has recently been brought to my attention that my boyfriend has, on at least one occasion, vomited on property belonging to a major United States Federal agency--an agency that, in fact, is now critically associated with Homeland Security.
Is this a sign that he is a terrorist? Does this act of digestive desecration foreshadow his eventual master plan to destroy the entire government of the United States, or even the whole of Western Civilization? Is my boyfriend actually a devious super-villain right out of a James Bond film, dead set on dominating the entire civilized world, dreaming of the complete stranglehold he will have over the leaders of all free nations once he reveals the diabolical Doomsday Device he is even now constructing that will turn the entire Antarctic polar cap into a pile of frosted blueberry Pop-Tarts if his insane demands aren't satisfied?
Or is he just a goof who can't hold his tequila?
Signed,
An Anxious Patriot
David responds:
It is exactly this sort of email that is going to get me arrested and held without trial in a secret government installation.
Goblin responds:
No no no! Then who will feed me?
*lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick*
David responds again:
You will be shipped off to Canada to live with your uncles Erich and Alex, and your feline half-brother, R2-D2. And some other cat that thinks it's so cute.
In any case, to answer the question that was posed, I am leaning toward goof, myself. However, do remind him that I prefer a cherry Pop Tart to blueberry, just in case.
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