David is off doing something glamorous in some city more glamorous than where you and/or I live. In the meantime, he has asked me to guest blog so that his fans, insignificant as they may be, might not feel completely abandoned and betrayed. I am of course a poor substitute for David and an even poorer substitute for Goblin, but I will do my best.

What David failed to mention in his post from two days ago (about his ex-boyfriend Michael) is that Michael is absolutely the most adorable creature on the face of the earth. I had lunch with the two of them and spent the entire time drooling over Michael until he revealed that he had a boyfriend. I immediately started trying to figure out if there were any Mafia connections I could call upon to rectify this situation, but unfortunately I came up empty-handed, so I just grumpily ate my lunch and then went to work.