This just in.

Crash is concerned about people stealing pens from his desk at work and intends to report on this dastardly situation today in his blog. “They’re pens I $*#%@ paid for, not the cheap ass pens that they give out here in the office,” he complains.

He has also hinted that he might discuss why he has been feeling blue lately.

Remember, you read it here first.

More news as it happens.

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Editorial: Stealing is wrong, unless the goods are ideas for web log entries.