Did you know, did you know, did you know that my friends are geniuses? Not all of them, mind you. There are some reading this very entry who will try to claim the mantle of genius or even supergenius, but they are really just superdorks. They know who they are, oh yes they do. And if they do not, I will be happy to send a devastating letter to that effect.

I had to go away on a trip, which I will write about at length later today, or perhaps tomorrow. That’s why the sad entry about terrible times lingered for so long at the top of the charts. The times they are a-terrible, no doubt about that. But to mitigate matters some, you can check out this cartoon by my friend who is a self-proclaimed genius, a self-proclamation that stands up to the cold eye of objective reality.

My eyes are brown and flash with the cold fire of objective reality. Flash flash flash.