I am so high, I can’t tell you.

Update: I mean high on life, of course.

Update: Yeah, right.

Update: Hee hee.

Update: Blah.

Update: Oh god. So this is why I'm not a bon vivant.

Update: I just drank, like, a million glasses of wine, in case you're wondering. If you could harness the pain in my head, you'd have an awful lot of pain at your disposal.

Update: Hoo boy, ain't nuttin in my stomach no more, I ga-run-tee.