Just so we’re all on the same page, I want to mention that Mary Cheney is a lesbian. Shocking, yes, but true all the same. But you know what? A lot of people who are pretending to be scandalized by the word LESBIAN are actually falling all over themselves trying to distract us from the fact that George W. Bush did an extremely poor job in all three of his debates and is losing popular support. Further, he’s really sort of evil.

But you didn’t that from me. Not when LESBIANS are frying on the griddle, and Karl Rove has got the spatula. Sizzle sizzle!

People, I have noticed recently, react badly to the truth. If it’s outside of what they’re comfortable believing, they simply can’t deal with it, and they take their frustration out on the person who delivers the news. Don’t want to accept that the country has been hijacked by the Junior Fascist League? Well, liberals hate America anyway, so we can’t believe what they say. Don’t want to accept that certain people are acting like drunken barbarians at a special occasion? Well, let’s blame the person who complains about it. Don’t want to believe that LESBIAN is not a cheap and tawdry insult? Go jump in a fucking lake.

Honestly, I think I’m starting to lose my mind.

If you’re looking for funny, I’m not in the mood right now. But I was last night when I had this Instant Message conversation.

Wait. I wasn’t being funny then, either.