My Boston terrier has a first name
It’s G-O-B-L-I-N
My Boston terrier has a second name
It’s U-V-U-L-A
Oh, I have to feed her every day
And take her to the park to play . . .
Because Boston terriers have a way of
P-S-Y-C-H-O-L-O-G-I-C-A-L M-A-N-I-P-U-L-A-T-I-O-N