There exists an overabundance of online quizzes that purport to expose hidden facets of your personality. I find them a waste of time because I’m already quite familiar with the quirks and limitations of my personality, but I take them anyway just to make sure.
Today, I took one that revealed that I am a holiday Grinch.
Imagine.
My series of monstrous carols continues:
HERE COMES DRACULA
Here comes Dracula, here comes Dracula
Right down Santa Claus Lane
First he killed Santa and all his reindeer
By opening their veins
Now he’s on a reign of terror
Creeping through the dark night
So hang your garlic and say your prayers
Cause Dracula comes tonight!
Here comes Dracula, here comes Dracula
Right down Santa Claus Lane
He’s got a cloak that flaps like bat wings
And fangs to bring you pain
There he is outside the window
Begging for an invite
So jump in bed and cover your head
Cause Dracula comes tonight!
Here comes Dracula, here comes Dracula
Right down Santa Claus Lane
He doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor
He’ll kill you just the same
Dracula knows where the mistletoe is
And he’s waiting underneath
To give your neck his special kisses
Watch out, he uses his teeth!
There goes Dracula, there goes Dracula
Right down Santa Claus Lane
He’s going to sleep in his hidden coffin
Until it’s night again
Those left alive can celebrate Christmas
Enjoy it while the sun burns
But after dinner, sharpen your stakes
In case that vampire returns!
