Earlier this week in his web log, Faustus revealed his newly discovered passion for guns (next up: broads and booze) using photographic evidence. A photo in addition to the one he posted, however, exists; he chose to run the close-up for the sake of his anonymity, a snub to my patented and much-beloved Anonymizer if ever one existed!

Ah, but I reveal here what others fear to show. Faustus calls my work “creepy,” but have you seen that furniture he’s standing in front of?

People who live in wicker houses should not shoot guns.