I’m going on a vacation, my first real one in over a year and quite possibly the last one I will ever take in my life, what with all the other stuff I gotta do. Rob is coming, too. Goblin is going to hold down the fort. She said she doesn’t want to hold down a fort, but what does she know, anyway? I bought the tickets the other day. Just two. Poor Goblin Foo.

I’m going to write the rest of this entry in a super-special secret language that you’ll not understand.

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