Whaaat?

Did someone forget to take their meds? :)

does that mean i age again? that's my b'day and I swear to god I don't remember having two in a year... :oP

As a retailer, if you can start Christmas season in August, you can certainly celebrate St. Patrick's Day in June.

Pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, purple horseshoes, pots of gold, rainbows and red balloons. That's a pretty toxic combination. No wonder you're disoriented.

Of course, in my day we only had the first four.

You are a freak. Freak! Freak! Freak! Let's do dinner.

That is why everything is green, and why you are driving out all the snakes.

St. Paddy's day is it? Bejesus, I'd do a stack of barley if only my barley was stacked!

Hanuman: Did someone forget to mail me a check for twenty-five thousand dollars?

Sarrah: That's because you drank too much on the first one.

Brian: That's the can-do spirit I know and love. By the way, you owe me a Christmas present.

David: In MY day, I was caught with Lucky the Leprechaun in a male prostitution sting.

Michael: I'm busy.

Cara: I thought they were snakes, but they were really just abnormally large worms.

Aunt Blabby: I'd do a stack of Oxycontin.