I'm in the Mood for Validation . . . Simply Because You're Near Me

Rob’s family is still in town, which means I can have amazingly intellectual discussions on any topic, at any time of the day or night, with people who agree with me on almost everything. I’ve never tested this, but I could probably have intellectual discussions with my own family, as well—however, as we agree on almost nothing, the bloom would quickly come off of that rose. I’m all for expanding horizons by engaging in respectful debate and all that jazz, but sometimes you just want someone to share your amusement and outrage.

Speaking of family, Goblin Foo is amassing lyrical tributes and wants more more more! (Email them here.) Today, we have this little ditty from Coffeedog:

Oooo, black n white Gob Goblin comes bob bob bobbin' along............
She's so sweet,
Pretty pink feet,
We'll give her a treat.
Look at her bobbin' down the street.

Meanwhile, Crash submits (this) to us:

Goblin Foo!: The Musical

To the tune of "You're Just in Love" (with apologies to Irving Berlin)

I hear growling from beneath my chair
I feel something chewing on my hair
Doggie breath is wafting through the air
It's Goblin Foo
It's Goblin Foo

Though she barks, this lady doesn't bite
'Cept for squirrelies and that is her right
Since their frolics whet her appetite
Chasing them's a delight
It's Goblin Foo

She don't need doggie psychics
Showgirls doing high kicks
She just needs squeak toys and her dads

'Bout the town you might spy her
Zippin' round like some live wire
Barkin' at those stuck up art school grads

Wicked girls try to smear her
Jealous folk mock and jeer her
But to her own self she stays true

She is happy as a clam
'Cause she doesn't give a damn
The one and only Goblin Foo

Goblin wonders when she ever growled beneath a chair (mostly she does this under the coffee table) or chewed on anyone’s hair (although she once peed on my father’s lap). But she appreciates the sentiment and is looking forward to wafting her doggie breath in Uncle Crash’s face.

Keep those cards and letters coming, folks.

Comments

I'll admit that the growling under the chair was poetic license, but the last two times I've visited, Goblin has attempted to consume my beard whenever I've let my guard down.

Crash's awesome song has inspired me. Am I allowed to submit another entry?

I am so impressed with you! Most people couldn't care less about other people's dog love; they love their own dog or they have no dog or they're *gasp* cat people, but you've managed to make us ALL love your dog and write LYRICS about it!

I can't submit any myself, of course, because that would be cheating and my Bindu would lick my brains out of my ears while I was sleeping.

My song pales in comparision :-)

Hooray!! WE got the Olympics and the French DIDN'T

I am already arranging for Goblin the light the Olympic flame and sit in the Royal Box for the opening ceremony

Crash: It was the crumbs IN your beard, messypants.

David: Yes.

Mushiette: Goblin is simply deserving of widespread love. Even Bindu agrees.

Coffeedog: Any song about Goblin is a masterpiece.

Campbell: Goblin happily accepts your invitation. She also requests the stipend of one soup bone per day.

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