I am totally scooping this woman, this man, and this man by telling you this, but we just waited in line for like an hour for a funnel cake. Then we went to sit down on a wall to eat it, but the wall was crawling with Esmerelda wannabes, so we ended up sitting on a bench in the dark.

It was totally worth it, wasn't it?

Also, when I was walking Goblin this morning, a guy wearing a top hat on his head and a live spider monkey around his neck asked us where Park Avenue was, and Goblin asked him if he knew the way to San Jose.