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The Internet tried to steal my car.

The Internet also tried to steal ten thousand dollars.

The Internet keeps lyin’ when it oughta be truthin’.

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At least both of them didn't gang up on you at the same time.

Um, what? We must meet for lunch, and discuss. Unless of course one of my other two over-booked lunches calls first.

(I am home "sick" by the way)

The Internet is a lyin' little whore.

Logan: A lot you know. Luckily, I know kung fu.

Jwer: You didn't even meet me for lunch. The Internet stole my lunch date.

Mush: You have experience with this, too, I see.

I work at the Internet, actually. The lyin' little whoreiness is just part of it. ;)

I was there, where were you?

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