An Ode to Autumn

The moon is full, and the leaves are falling off the trees. I took a frying pan into the back yard, caught some leaves, and had them for dinner. The frying pan was just to catch them, not cook them; I actually ate them raw because I Couldn’t Be Bothered. I chased down this culinary masterpiece with a slug of Irish cream. (That bottle was a lot more full when I bought it.)

I slept about thirty hours this weekend, in contrast to the thirty minutes I get on most nights. Rob is still out of town, and Matt Damon is snuffling around the doorjambs. He’s a temptress, but I have “The Apprentice: Martha Stewart” to keep me occupied.

The motto of Coo Coo Land is “Write a Nice Follow-up Note.”

The motto of Coo Coo Land is “Don’t Make Your Dog Eat Stale Dog Food, Or Else.”

The motto of Coo Coo Land is “Get Your Fiber from Microwave Popcorn, Not Leaves in the Back Yard, You Animal.”

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lol

great advice. My dog, Obi,and myself both thank you.
;)

You're starting to worry me.

The motto of Coo Coo Land is “Open the phone book, call someone to bring food directly to the front damn door already.”

I think they sell Matt Damon spray right next to the bug spray at Wally World. If you put some on the door jambs it might help with your infestation.

Ruby: Your dog backwards is Ibo, the name of my former housecleaner.

David: That's all it takes to worry you? A bunch of leaves? You're not going to do very well when bird flu comes down the pike.

Mush: Can it really be that simple?

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