11.04.2005
FRIDAY CHUPACAPRA BLOGGING: THE MARCH TO WAR
My fellow Hippopotami:
Goblin Foo Uvula, spy extraordinaire, has reported that Faggoty-Ass Faggotistan has wickedly stolen my idea for occasionally highlighting the noble and lovable chupacabra.
Friday Chupacabra Blogging is a long and much beloved tradition on everyone’s favorite Upside-down Hippopotamus, and cultural thievery of such will not be taken lying down.* Therefore, I have asked the Upside-down Hippopotamus Congress to declare BLOG WAR.
With god and the following chupacabra on our side, we WILL prevail.

*Although I am not averse to compensation while lying down, if you know what I mean. Hubba hubba.
posted by
David at 1:57 PM
The Harlot! I think that you should sue!!!
posted by:
Hanuman on 11.04.2005 at 7:51 PM
"...1, 2, 3, 4,
i declare blog war..."
posted by:
chubs on 11.05.2005 at 8:30 AM
Hanuman: Utter destruction is so much more appealing to me.
Chubs: 5, 6, 7, 8 . . . Will you take me on a date?
posted by:
David on 11.06.2005 at 9:19 AM
(pant, pant) sorry, just ~gasp~ trying to catch up with all of this. Was away...weekend...tech rehearsal...chupacabra?
posted by:
David on 11.07.2005 at 10:43 AM
Hanuman: He's not a harlot. He said he'd take compensation "..while lying down" not FOR lying down. There is a difference; I think.
David B: where's jwer anyway?
posted by: campbell on 11.08.2005 at 10:36 AM
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