One Night in Faggoty-Ass Faggotistan

This just in:

With Goblin Foo Uvula leading the charge, flocks of our Boston terriers, squirrels, and chupacabrae were welcomed into Faggoty-Ass Faggotistan as liberators, with rose petals and Lean Pockets strewn in their path.

This will be a cakewalk, and we're hearing rumors that a giant statue of Mullah Brian will be toppled tomorrow afternoon.

We'll have more news as it happens. Until then, you'd better go back to your bars . . . your temples . . . your massage parlors.

Update: Master Spy Goblin disavows any comparisions to Patty Hearst.

Comments

If you're looking for members of your "coalition of the willing", I'm up for it. Think of me as New New Europe.

Can I break out my costumes from Les Miz now and climb the barricade?

Patty Hearst? Wasn't she in a John Waters movie? I know that Goblin would never sink to that level!

In the film Goblin will be played by Vanessa Redgrave as per Mission Impossible

Must I go back to my massage parlor?

You do make a hard man humble.

Crash: Don't give me that. You'll be pulling out your costumed troops by Christmas.

Hanuman: Goblin does have an unhealthy fascination with fascist insects.

Campbell: Goblin always thought she would be played by Lindsay Wagner.

Mush: If the massage parlor fits, go back to it.

David: You don't know the half of it.

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