11.09.2005
One Night in Faggoty-Ass Faggotistan
This just in:
With Goblin Foo Uvula leading the charge, flocks of our Boston terriers, squirrels, and chupacabrae were welcomed into Faggoty-Ass Faggotistan as liberators, with rose petals and Lean Pockets strewn in their path.
This will be a cakewalk, and we're hearing rumors that a giant statue of Mullah Brian will be toppled tomorrow afternoon.
We'll have more news as it happens. Until then, you'd better go back to your bars . . . your temples . . . your massage parlors.
Update: Master Spy Goblin disavows any comparisions to Patty Hearst.
posted by
David at 10:43 PM
If you're looking for members of your "coalition of the willing", I'm up for it. Think of me as New New Europe.
Can I break out my costumes from Les Miz now and climb the barricade?
posted by:
Crash on 11.10.2005 at 12:08 AM
Patty Hearst? Wasn't she in a John Waters movie? I know that Goblin would never sink to that level!
posted by:
Hanuman on 11.10.2005 at 9:13 AM
In the film Goblin will be played by Vanessa Redgrave as per Mission Impossible
posted by: campbell on 11.10.2005 at 10:56 AM
Must I go back to my massage parlor?
posted by:
Mush on 11.10.2005 at 10:59 AM
You do make a hard man humble.
posted by:
David on 11.10.2005 at 1:20 PM
Crash: Don't give me that. You'll be pulling out your costumed troops by Christmas.
Hanuman: Goblin does have an unhealthy fascination with fascist insects.
Campbell: Goblin always thought she would be played by Lindsay Wagner.
Mush: If the massage parlor fits, go back to it.
David: You don't know the half of it.
posted by:
David on 11.14.2005 at 8:59 AM
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