01.06.2006
New Year, New You

Yesterday was my day off of work and I spent this rare and luxurious personal time at, um, work. Today was my other day off of work and I spent it taking Goblin Foo to a noted local animal behaviorist, who analyzed her vagaries of her personality with the precision of a very precise instrument, such as a tricorder. I would like to have a tricorder but I don’t because I am using Cingular and they only make tricorders for Verizon. Anyway, I must be the only one who has wondered how Mr. Spock got so many volumes of information out of two flashing LEDs and a high-pitched ring tone.

So Goblin is sort of a Problem Dog, but really she’s not. She’s sweet and brilliant and would like to eat your child for dinner, as long as your child is organic and free range. Daddy’s little girl.

posted by David at 9:19 PM
Comments

Did the noted animal behaviorist discover who's a good girl? That is something that I always find it helpful to ascertain right away.

posted by: Cara on 01.08.2006 at 2:48 AM

Cara: Well I imagine David could be, with the right make-up artist of course and some advice on his wig and frock.

David: Happy New Year btw.

posted by: campbell on 01.09.2006 at 7:22 AM

Is she an EMTJ or an ISTJ
I wager the latter.

posted by: clownx on 01.09.2006 at 8:26 AM

... you forgot "raw"!

posted by: barb on 01.09.2006 at 1:27 PM

Isn't "problem dog" redundant?

posted by: David on 01.09.2006 at 3:57 PM

Cara: Noted Animal Behaviorist said that Goblin was "one dog in a thousand." She was talking about brilliance, but a case could also be made for goodness.

Campbell: The effort might exceed the reward on that one.

Clownx: She is a Leo.

Barb: I am trying to teach her that well-done kills more microorganisms, but it was easier to teach her how to lie down.

David: No.

posted by: David on 01.09.2006 at 8:00 PM

I love free range children. Yum.

posted by: Mush on 01.11.2006 at 4:33 PM

Where does one find organic children these days? Free-range is pretty easy, but even those have been pumped full of antibiotics and chemically-altered feed.

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