Sometimes I wish I were a giant brain in a vat that communicates with the world via Instant Message. The brain should have eyes on it, though, so it can keep up to date on current events and “Project Runway.”
02.06.2006
Futurama
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Would the eyes be on stalks or stuck right on the surface of the brain, like wiggly eyes on a pom-pom?
I assume you've read "William and Mary," the Roald Dahl story about this very thing. Without Project Runway, though.
Please consider at *least* one tentacle. I mean, my God, man, how would you operate the Tivo remote?
Helen: Hmm, I'm sort of digging the idea of stalks.
Faustus: Roald Dahl was oddly prescient in some areas but completely ignorant of others.
Rindy: One tentacle it is!
I thought you WERE a brain in a vat. Huh. Just when you think you know somebody.
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