WEll, I guess this leaves me out of reading it!!!!

I'm sorry. My Spanish is rusty. Something about apples being on / in heads. I'm thinking Sir Isaac Newton or biblical?

Sorry. I'm a bastard.

I didn't know the William Tell Ovature had words to go with it....

That leaves me out too! No comprendo. How do you say shit in spanish?

Err, I meant damn!

All right! It's about William Tell and his son, the first verse being, "William Tell didn't understand when his son got bored of having the apple on his head," and the rest going on to describe what happens when the son wants to shoot the apple off of his father's head instead, with his father's own bow. It's a metaphor for the Cuban people chafing under the thumb of the dictator Castro and wanting their freedom. The irony is that the morons in this country are giving away their freedoms left and right to our own Little Dictator in the White House.

You can't make this stuff up.

He truly couldn't understand his child. This is the translation, however, few might actually care:

Guillermo Tell / William Tell
no comprendió a su hijo / couldn't understand his son
que un día se aburrió de la manzana en la cabeza. / that one day grew tired of the apple above the head

Echó a correr / He ran away
y el padre lo maldijo pues / and the father cursed him since
cómo entonces iba / how then would he
a probar su destreza. / prove his prowess

Guillermo Tell, tu hijo creció, / William Tell your son grew up
quiere tirar la flecha / he wants to shoot the arrow
le toca a él probar / it is his chance to prove
su valor usando tu ballesta. / his value using your bow

Guillermo Tell / William Tell
no comprendió el empeño / couldn't understand the effort
pues quién se iba a arriesgar / since who would be willing to risk himself
al tiro de esa flecha. / to the shoot of that arrow

Y se asustó cuando dijo / and he was scared when
el pequeño, ahora / the little one said, now
le toca al padre / it's the father's turn
la manzana en la cabeza. / to put the apple on the head

Guillermo Tell, tu hijo creció, / William Tell your son grew up
quiere tirar la flecha / he wants to shoot the arrow
le toca a él probar / it is his chance to prove
su valor usando tu ballesta. / his value using your bow

A Guillermo Tell no / William Tell wasn't pleased
le gustó la idea / with such idea
y se negó a ponerse / and didn't agree to put
la manzana en la cabeza. / the apple on his head

Diciendo que no / arguing that it wasn't
era que no creyera / that he didn't believe
pero qué iba a pasar si / but what would happen
sale mal la flecha. / if that arrow goes wrong

Guillermo Tell, tu hijo creció, / William Tell your son grew up
quiere tirar la flecha / he wants to shoot the arrow
le toca a él probar / it is his chance to prove
su valor usando tu ballesta. / his value using your bow

Guillermo Tell / William Tell
no comprendió a su hijo / couldn't understand his son
que un día se aburrió de la manzana en la cabeza. / that one day grew tired of the apple above the head