It's bald like Jwer!

Snay: the Chupacabra knows where you live.

David: which one of us has the head spines?

Jwer: I'm thinking all the body hair is from me. The rest of it must be you.

I dunno, I'm pretty hirsute my own self. Although I was pretty sure I had more toes than that...

I will admit I wish I were that skinny.

You know, it occurs to me that this is not a picture of the two of us combined into one creature at all, but is in fact a picture of David after he went on that lemon juice diet...

Malnurtured Snay: Indeed, the chupacabra and Jwer share the trait of baldness.

Jwer: The chupacabra knows where EVERYONE lives, and also whether they have been naughty or nice. As for head spines, I should think that would be immediately obvious. Head spines are not subtle.

Crash and Jwer: You two are like my own personal Waldorf and Statler. I will leave it to the two of you to sort out which is which.

Jwer again: Oh dear, have I mislabeled my snapshots? Let me check. Hmm, no, this one has penciled in on the back: "Jwer and Crash combined into one creature, Age 43."

The two of us combined in one creature and it's 43? That means Jwer and I are each 21 1/2. Sweet.

And I'm totally Waldorf.

Agreed, I like Statler better anyway...

Our newly revealed co-age stands in sharp contrast to David's, which is, ironically enough, 2112...

Crash and Jwer: That's not how it works. The combination takes 9/10 off of your age. Also, I am 21. Also, you are Waldorf and Statler's butts.