Tell Erich Happy Birthday for me!!! I still think about his choc, rum cake--actually, just the other day!!!

Happy Birthday Erich!

And also, that one is about hairy enough to be a cross between Crash and I... dunno about the batwings, though...

jwer: that's 'Crash and me', tootles, 'Crash and me'

David: Erich with an 'h'huh? Germanic or what, which probabaly accounts for the dab hand with the cakes.

Campbell: So you're saying that this chupacabras is hairy enough to be a cross between you and me?

Mom: Rob would make you a chocolate rum cake, too.

Jwer: I know you do actually want to breed with Crash, you slut, but do let's take it one step at a time.

Campbell: Germanic and Bulgarian. And a dab hand with cakes does not necessarily translate into a dab hand in general.

Crash: I believe in English we customarily omit the last "s" from "chupacabras." And if you don't want to breed with Jwer anymore, you should just say so. Or is he forcing himself on you?

David: While it is often incorrectly spelled 'chupacabra' by English-speakers, the word is chupacabras, singular or plural.

Campbell: Did you not note the ellipsis? The entire sentence would be: "a cross between Crash and I don't want to breed with Crash, but me". Sheesh.

David: see above, jerk.

Crash: No offense.

Jwer: Given that our child would look like that, none taken.