This is how I know that YouTube is evil. And, hilarious!

I, on the other hand, *am* one of your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans.

I had no idea that you could render such a convincing Joan Crawford (although to be honest, there were a few times when I thought you looked a bit like Faye Dunaway)...

Gregorio: Evil like you, hilarious like me.

Rindy: Awww. Well, it was a statistical probability that I would have one somewhere.

Jwer: You seem to be in the bitch category yourself today!

...and this is a surprise how, exactly?

I think I need an antacid.