I don't know Crash but I can say that that's not jwer. Those nails are simply not his colour - I'm wagering he's more a dusky pearl pink sort of a dude when it comes to nail varnish.

While I think the wings are fabulous, I can't really picture myself with the red nails either.

Plus, I think the hairstyle is more like Jwer's than mine.

I tell ya, I can't get no respect (adjusts tie)...

Regardless, I can tell you that what we're looking at here is David's true form, and that egg hatched into Goblin. David also sleeps hanging from a perch on the ceiling, his technicolor wings furled tightly.

Campbell: You don't know Jwer like I do.

Crash: But those are definitely your teeth!

Jwer: There are holes throughout your theory Goblin didn't come from an EGG, she came from a cocoon. I do not sleep on a perch, but rather on a Tempurpedic mattress. I'll admit that you've changed a bit since this portrait was painted, your wings are more drab and lifeless, for example, but the resemblance is still there.

Campbell: while it's possible that certain toenails have been painted surreptiously once or twice while I was asleep, there has never been any sort of polish (or varnish, for that matter) on my fingernails.

David: Her cocoon was inside an egg. Goblin is very concerned about security. Your perch is above a Tempurpedic mattress, in case you dream of Matt Damon and fall.

I will allow as how my wings are drab an lifeless at this juncture.