Dagnabbit, I ain’t written nothing yet today. Don’t blame me, blame the gods.

The God of International Container Shipping has been throwing lightning bolts down on me in recent days. (I have been pouring a great number of libations into my stomach in hopes of appeasing him.)

The God of Graphic Design has been blowing ideas into my head through a narrow straw.

The God of Boston Terrier Butts has been playing havoc with the consistency of Goblin’s poop.

The God of Wacky Employees has been dancing the cha cha cha on my shoulders.

I’m so glad I’m an atheist.