10.02.2006
Seize This!
What the goddamned hell do people see in myspace? I’ll tell you what I see: a hideous flashing advertisement that is going to give me an epileptic seizure in about five seconds. Oops, there I go. I also see that until today, I only had one friend, and that was Tom, the same friend everyone gets when they sign up to stop them from feeling like pathetic losers. I also see something about a REPUBLICAN CHILD PREDATOR. Oh wait, that’s in my other browser window. Good lord, we’ve got Republicans actively trying to bring about the end of the world so they will float gently up to heaven on gossamer wings and the scandal that sticks is an Instant Message about measuring penises?
Why is everyone, everyone, everyone insane?
This means you.
Here is my myspace URL, in case you want the electricity in your brain to misfire, too: http://www.myspace.com/davidb1224.
posted by
David at 11:28 PM
You don't look anything like I expected. You look at least 5 years younger. There's a compliment in there somewhere :)
posted by: Stephanie on 10.03.2006 at 3:35 AM
You don't look anything like I expected you to look, either. What is it the kids say these days? "Hot"?
Now, why did expect you NOT to be hot?
posted by: Jen on 10.03.2006 at 6:28 AM
Yes they are; all of them except you and me, and I am not sure about you.
posted by: campbell on 10.03.2006 at 8:19 AM
You look almost exactly like I remember you looking when that picture was taken, sometime back in the '40s... the 1840s...
:o)
posted by:
jwer on 10.03.2006 at 8:38 AM
Stephanie: Well, I like that your brain went to "looks five years younger than I expected" rather than "used a five-year-old photo."
Jen: I never expect not to be hot.
Campbell: I'm not sure about me, either.
Jwer: Yes, back when I was twenty-five and you were four million.
posted by:
David on 10.03.2006 at 10:54 PM
Dude. We totally went to the same high school. (Class of '97).
too bad you are married...you would be beating off the emails-that is one *hot* pix!
posted by:
zenchick on 10.06.2006 at 4:44 PM
A long time lurker here rising to the surface. You are way hotter than I ever imagined! Your writing just doesn't give off hottie vibes. Why, I don't know. Excuse me while I adjust my mindset.
Cooper
posted by: Cooper on 10.11.2006 at 6:05 PM
Zenchick: And to think, you've seen the real thing and are still surprised.
Cooper: Because I write like an old woman. Can I watch you adjust your . . . mindset? >:)
posted by:
David on 10.12.2006 at 10:49 AM
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