My mind is barely functioning today. Maybe I am stupid. Stranger things have happened. For example, this past week, a very tall man showed up on my doorstep saying that a crane was going to arrive at my house that afternoon and hoist a new heat pump onto the roof. My lucky day! As I was standing there with the door open, I noticed an art student female standing in my front garden, furtively tying some sort of papier mâché balloon to my tree. I was all, hey you! Do I come and stand in YOUR garden and tie papier mâché balloons to YOUR tree? And she was all, it’s ART, yo! And I was all, did you learn that in skyooool? Except none of that conversation actually happened at all. I was not in the mood to deal with papier mâché art balloons or cranes, and yet they both showed up on my doorstep anyway. The universe is generous and provides what we need, although that man with the long grey beard and sign who stands by the traffic light may be able to file a complaint.