The Power of Positive Thinking

I had a little garden
I made it out of clay
Then all the art students walked through it
And now it looks like crap

Oh garden, garden, garden
Look like crap you may
But once the Super Volcano erupts
I won’t even be able to see you

The End


Update: I think my comments are working again. Can someone post something so we can see?

Comments

I hate art students.

I'd speed up when I see them crossing in front of me, but I don't want clove streaks on my hood...

Ooh eeh ooh ah ah,
Ting tang,
Walla-walla bing bang!

Would the chupacablahblah survive? :(

I'm so happy your comments are back! I saw that show about the SUPERVOLCANO too. Did you also see the similar show about the impending MEGATSUNAMI? A piece of this one island is going to fall off into the ocean, and the resulting ginormous tidal wave is going to submerge the entire east coast of these here United States.

So, between that and the SUPERVOLCANO, the moral is, I don't have to worry about paying my bills. Suck that, utility companies!

Yes, they're back !

Do I get to take any credit for emailing you and bitching about the comments STILL not being fixed, thus stirring you to fix them? ;)

They're working. You may effusively welcome me back at your leisure.

Now will you please get the 'Remember personal info?' thingy sorted?

Brian: The art students don't appear to be very fond of you, either. But give them time. They're young and skittish.

Jwer: So what, it's your brother's car, not yours.

Alex: That is a refrain from the song about the yellow cat that pees in my back yard. Don't confuse me.

TigerYogi: After the Super Volcano comes to town, the chupacabrae will rule the earth. But they will have to change their name to the chupacucarachae.

Rindy: Thank you for informing me about the Mega Tsunami. That was just the thing I needed to take my mind off of the Super Volcano. I'd follow your lead with the non-bill paying, but I'm immortal and don't want ot mess up my credit score for the time when the chupacucarachae rule the earth. They are not quite so forgiving as BGE.

Let's Kill Saturday Night: Are you talking about the comments or the art students?

Craig: No, the credit goes to a spammer who happened to get through my shields. While investigating this, I found the problem by myself. However, I will give you credit when you send that naked photo you promised me.

Campbell: Welcome back. The "Remember Personal Info" thingy remembers everyone's personal info but yours, for obvious reasons. They ARE obvious, right? Everybody? Ha ha.

It's a good point, and apparently I don't mind copious amounts of bird droppings, so what's a little more goo on the paint?

Eep op ork ah ah. That means I love you.

There's nothing wrong with art students. You just have to know the right kind of art student. I've heard some of them can do wondrous things with molten lava.

Jwer: I suppose it depends upon what kind of goo it is.

David: That is the refrain to the song about putting up fiberglass window frames against the express wishes of the neighborhood association.

Signalite: Yes, like sizzle in it. Ha ha.

What? You mean you didn't get it?

Damn, it's out their in the ether somewhere now. So much for my political career.

Craig: All I got was a photo of a skunk ape pooping in the woods.

What David said.

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