05.04.2007
Reach Out, Reach Out and Touch a Chupacabra
Oh my goodness, I’m getting all emotional. My commentary system appears to be working again. The old gang of yahoos has come slouching back. I once again know the sensation of waking up to a hundred caught spams. I am starting, sorta kinda, to feel connected, and not just to the spammers, who were never far from my mind. To you yahoos, too. To the world. I just erased a maudlin paragraph elaborating on the topic of connection. Nobody needs that sort of thing. But now I don’t know what to write about. You can take the boy out of the maudlin…
But enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think of me?
Oh, is that so? Hmmm.
OK, I'll try to write better next time. In the meantime, it's FRIDAY CHUPACABRA BLOGGING!!!
Oh, wait, that's the dreaded chalupacabra. Here we go:
Now we're cooking with fire.
posted by
David at 8:31 AM
Oh, it has Goblin's little nose. *beep*
posted by: Rindy on 05.04.2007 at 9:53 AM
Welcome back! ;)
posted by:
Snoskred on 05.04.2007 at 11:44 AM
I, for one, think you're fabulous! :)
posted by:
TigerYogi on 05.04.2007 at 3:12 PM
I have such a backlog of comments, you have no idea.
posted by:
David on 05.04.2007 at 5:42 PM
refering to your recent post, you do have daily readers of your blog! I come home and see what's new every day after school, it is so entertaining. I would be devastated if I didn't have it ]
posted by: brooke on 05.04.2007 at 7:07 PM
Just to let you know that you have an avid reader here in Tennessee. My paradisio is bucolic but BORING, so I live varcariously through you. ...Bet you didn't know that. How's that for added responsibilty? Of all the people I do not know, I think I like you and your dog the best. Keep writing.
posted by:
Jeffrey on 05.04.2007 at 11:47 PM
Rindy: I can't believe you just *beeped* a menacing chupacabra. Good thing you're not a cabra, or you'd be done for.
Snoskred: I didn't go anywhere. It was you who went somewhere.
TigerYogi: Anyone who thinks I'm fabulous must be fabulous himself. Or herself. Or itself. For example, if George W. Bush thought I was fabulous, I think he would be better liked.
David: You strike me as very opinionated.
Brooke: After school?!?! I hope you aren't under age. This blog, which faithfully chronicles my Thrillsville life, features adult themes. Ha ha. But thank you.
Jeffrey: While I am touched and deeply honored, I also can't help but marvel at the level of boredom you are experiencing that makes my life seem thrilling by comparison. But thanks.
posted by:
David on 05.05.2007 at 7:51 AM
Technically speaking, I believe that first picture is of a tacocabra, a cousin to the dreaded chalupacabra.
The second picture is clearly a photo of Jwer.
posted by:
Crash on 05.08.2007 at 6:33 PM
Crash: I specifically did a search for "chalupacabra." Google doesn't lie. But your second statement is an emperical fact.
posted by:
David on 05.09.2007 at 1:02 AM
I thought I told you to stop posting pictures of me on the internet.
posted by:
jwer on 05.09.2007 at 9:36 AM
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