Rosy is not returning to the view. I don’t know what this means, but people are shouting it from the rooftops. The last time I was up on my roof, I didn’t shout anything, but I’m not on the cutting edge of culture. “Rosy is not returning to the view.” Is this how all the cool cats are saying “conjunctivitis be cured” these days? Oh, Generation Y, your cleverness gives me goose pimples. Goose pimples! Yesterday, a bird pooped on the president, and this made headlines. I’m proud of that bird, or should I say “bird,” as it was really a certain Boston terrier in a propeller beanie. Here's mud in your eye, Generation Y.