How long has it been since I first seen the chupacabra?
Why, I can't remember when it weren't around
That chupacabra did a heap of work
Spent its whole life sucking the blood out of livestock
06.08.2007
Friday Chupacabra Blogging
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Don't tell me the chupacabra dies at the end of the song! Man, Walter Brennan sucks the fun out of EVERYTHING.
Rindy: He's just like a Jehovah's Witness that way. No, the chupacabra doesn't die at the end. The chupacabra is immortal and eternally spry.
I just feel sorry for whatever that is. Poor thing.
Jess: What do you mean, "whatever it is"? It's the chupacabra! You don't think the news would lie, do you?
Yes, of course. How silly of me!
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