07.11.2007
Night Terrors
One week after the Fourth of July, Goblin Foo Uvula would like to officially announce that she is Not Scared. You may be scared of the bang-bang-banging fireworks that continue to punctuate our evenings here in downtown Baltimore, but not Goblin. If upon hearing a firework, she comes running to find you, it is only to make sure that you are OK. Those body tremors and her folded-down bat ears are just manifestations of her limitless concern.
She is also Not Scared of thunder, gunshots, big dogs, babies, and the vacuum cleaner.
This has been a message from Goblin Foo Uvula (new name: Sparklellogram Spiderweb, Voodoo Priestess).
posted by
David at 12:18 PM
Seeing that Internet declarations of canine bravado are all the rage, Pork E. Dogg of Crossville, TN also wishes it to be known that he, also, is immune to the evil noises of the Made-in-China whizzbang. He assures all that the cowering, heavy panting and feverish attempts to crawl under furniture were but examples of his incredible skills as a character actor.
posted by: Jeffrey on 07.11.2007 at 4:41 PM
Oh, totally, David. I see Goblin in these situations as that character in the original Star Trek episode "The Empath". She takes your own fear into her delicate, ballet-slippered self, in order to digest it into a performative dance.
posted by: Rindy on 07.12.2007 at 6:45 PM
Jeffrey: Goblin says Pork E. Dogg is a pansy.
Rindy: This is incredibly difficult for her, especially the matinee on Thursday.
posted by:
David on 07.14.2007 at 2:06 PM
Bindu would also like to announce that she is Not Afraid of thunder.
posted by:
goblinbox on 07.15.2007 at 10:01 PM
Dear Goblin:
Pansy huh? Well you are that "B" word that the spam filter will not let me post.
So there
posted by: pork e dogg on 07.16.2007 at 2:31 PM
Mookie the cat laughs at all of you, but would like the ceiling fan to stop that this very instant.
Goblinbox: Bindu and Pork E Dogg were made for each other.
Pork E Dogg: You and Bindu were made for each other. Shall I get you a vase?
David M. Pasteelnick: Mookie the cat is going to be lining Goblin Foo Uvula's bedroom slippers if the fan has anything to say about it.
posted by:
David on 07.19.2007 at 11:42 PM
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