You forgot "handsome side table!"

While you know I think her costume (and by extension that husband of yours) rules, I am going to take this opportunity to bitch about that iPhone ad in which the lummox stands on the black backdrop and says "I used to have 4 devices; a music player, a phone, a camera, and a phone to text on... now I have one. Duhhhh."

If I may parse this, apparently this guy appreciates device convergence but didn't bother to get one of the many PDA phones that exist? I recognize that a) cellphone cameras and MP3 players suck and b) the iPhone has very good versions of both of those, but THERE IS NO ONE ON THE PLANET WHO HAS ONE CELLPHONE TO CALL AND ONE TO TEXT, AND IF THERE IS, THAT PERSON IS TOO STUPID TO SEE THE BENEFIT OF THE IPHONE!!!!

Thank you for your time.

I for one am glad to see your merchandise is produced by and for AMERICANS, and to know you have not outsourced to filthy foreign shores.

...Except, I did recently hear that your workforce was South Of The Border. Hmmmm.

You forgot to say that she's a dorable!

OMFG teh wantz! So cute! WANTZ!

Now, if she knows the binary language of moisture vaporizors, I'll be ordering one lickety split. Although I have a feeling there is limited supply.

Goblin: Luvvinit sweetie!

jwer: you are SOOO straight!

This from the man who said that the sink I like is too gay even for him... where the hell have you been, anyway? And don't say "working" because everyone knows that no one in the UK has worked since the pound hit $2...

Who knew the iFoo had so many functions. Hope she came with multilingual instructions.

I LOVE IT!

(BTW, your comment thingie still won't let me include my URL. Apparently, it knows that this is my first step on the road to world domination. How did it catch me?!)

Helen: I was thinking more cigarette girl.

Jwer: Tell me how you really feel. Actually, I know plenty of people with two cell phones... either one for work and one personal, or if you want to change your contract, it's sometimes cheaper to keep paying for your old one until it runs out than cancel it outright. But these things do not play into what they're trying to say in that commercial, so they had to come up with a lame excuse. Whatev.

Rindy: The iFoo manufacturing plant is located in the back of Pedro's Tee Shirt Shop. The local authorities have been, um, persuaded not to interfere with what some namby-pamby do-gooders are calling an "illegal sweat shop."

Curtis: I felt that was self-evident. Functional AND adorable!

Goblinbox: This is an English Only site.

Signalite: She also speaks Bocce.

Campbell: Shall I put you down for two?

Jwer again: A country full of lazybones, that's them.

Jeffrey: Her instructions come in Chinese and Boston terrier.

Jess: Movable Type provides an anti-world domination filter. Now if they could only keep out the penis enlargement scams.

Yeah, I know people with two, too; just, as you say, not because "one is for texting"...