If that were an accurate depiction of me, I'd be a lot more popular with the ladies.

It's like looking into an alternate universe where you are more handsome and worldly, and yet somehow still you.

He does apparently share my love of not wearing pants.

Let's not paint a picture.

You started it.

Although I suppose if I were more like Admiral Ackbar, I could've put "IT'S A TRAP!!!" at the end of my first message...