Goblin has been limping for two days and I don’t know why. Also last night I was abducted by aliens. They don’t do anal probing anymore in case you were wondering. Anal probing is very last century. What they really needed was a fourth for a game of Uno. I zapped them all with Draw 4s and I was all, like, take THAT aliens. The next thing I knew I was in my own bed and Goblin was limping around.
My birthday is in less than three weeks.
No more anal probes? That's disappointing. Did you check her paw for thorns?
Are those two things supposed to be connected in your mind? Sicko!! :)
One of our dogs has a knee issue that usually seems to give him little or no trouble. At other times, however, he limps like he's just back from a battlefield. We noticed that the limp seems to come out when he's in need of attention.
Dodger, the dog in question, is pretty wily, so he must have noticed our concern when he first hurt his knee and was limping around. So now he drags it out whenever he needs attention. The joke may be on him, since it may be ACL damage, so we may get him a surgical consult if he doesn't cut it out!
Okay, the consult would be for his health, not for vengeance. Even so, I don't think he realizes how much we worry about him.
P.S.--e-mail your snail mail address, and we'll send you something sweet for your birthday! :)
