Cheese and crackers! I'm running out of chupacabras! Well, it's not as if there are six billion of them running around sucking up the atmosphere. Chupacabras are rare and special beings, sort of like honest Republicans. Anyway, I'm having trouble adding to my collection of eyewitness photos, which is why this week's chupe is sort of pink and spindly. But he is not to be disregarded for those traits! He could still give you a nasty scratch with those pointy nails, probably.

BONUS: FRIDAY GREEDO BLOGGING

What ever happened to Greedo? I mean, I know what happened to him: Han Solo killed him on his big screen debut. But did he get a funeral? Was Mrs. Greedo sad? Greedo, we hardly knew ye.