Oh my.

It hurts daddy when you blog like this. I'm off to find "hello Kitty" merchandise now.

I haven't been able to write lately because I've been too busy calling 1 800 TITLEMAX.

For some strange reason, today, every time I try to type the word "busy", I instead type "busty" Except this time when I typed them both. Weird huh?

Porky asks if Goblin is still limping. Have your wunderdrugs from the Dracula kicked in yet?

Hippo Holidays!

Jwer: Play your cards right, and you can be on a coin, too! You ARE a Republican election observer.

Curtis: Sorry, Daddy. Don't spank me too hard.

Busty, I mean Jeffrey: I've been too busy calling 1-900-SEX-ME-UP. Goblin needs an operation. The drugs are doing their thing, whatever that is.

I am a Republican Chief Election Judge, thank you very much. Don't make me have to disenfranchise you...

Jwer: If I get any more disenfranchised, I will have to start walking into traffic without looking.

Would it sadden you to know that that would not affect the outcome of the vote in any way?