Friday Chupacabra Blogging

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I find two things interesting about the above drawing. The first is that the chupacabra's intentions toward the sheep are ambiguous at best; the second is that it is signed "To Mom, From Graci," with a little heart below the signature. I don't know who this Graci is, but she certainly was raised right.

In other news, below we see Goblin in her brace. This what the vet CALLED a "brace," anyway. I find it has more in common with certain S&M gear I'm not supposed to know about. It cost $400, takes literally 30 minutes to put on, and depending upon the angle viewed makes her look like an X-Man or a Borg. She's supposed to wear it every moment up until her surgery at the end of the month, and despite the fact that *I* can't figure out how to remove it, *she* has taken it off twice. It's going to be a bumpy few weeks.

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Comments

We are the Goblin. Prepare to be assimilated.

And I think that chupacabra is actually a jodeoveja.

Crash: What would she had said if we had gone for "X-Men"? Also I think the seven spinal ridges clearly indicate that this is a member of the chupacabra family. If only you knew your cryptozoology!

I command you to fashion a tiny laser pointer headgear for her, at once!

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