Yeah, he's in a booth in the back, and he HATES it when people talk on cell phones in restaurants...

Also, does anyone still have a pager?

It's all well and good that he did, but did anyone ask him to?

While I was out wandering aimslessly as we brain-eating zombies are want to do, a question occurred to me.

Since Jesus died and rose again, doesn't that make him one of us? Maybe turning off the cell phones and archaic pagers will prevent him from finding the living and eating their brains.

I find that sign rather disturbing!