12.07.2008
'Braless
Remember when I used to write about chupacabras? I do. Life was so fanciful back then. Now everything is Economy This, Bailout That. I wish for the return of las chupacabras.
Maybe there’s one around here somewhere.
OK, so my birthday is in, like, three weeks. This year, I’m celebrating my twenty-seventh, so I’m getting up there. Actually, if I’m lucky, there will be no celebrations . . . just maybe some time to relax. I should move into an old people’s home because there seems to be a lot of sitting around going on where my grandfather lives. I work around a lot of comfortable furniture but there is remarkably little sitting involved. When I buy some and bring it home, the only thing that gets to sit on it is dirty laundry.
Yesterday, an old high school friend and current Facebook friend showed up in my place of business to visit me. I didn’t know this was something Facebook friends did so I gave him a chess set. It was sort of like being on a game show.
posted by
David at 12:32 PM
Yep...that's exactly what it looked like right before I shot it with Jeffrey's Salad Shooter. I hear tell they're also quite susceptible to beaning by chess set.
posted by:
Pua on 12.08.2008 at 11:26 AM
So, the chess set was sort of like "thanks for playing, here's your consolation prize?"
Sort of like a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni?
Do they still give that away on "The Price is Right?"
posted by: B. on 12.08.2008 at 4:12 PM
you should have played him/her...
posted by: Mike on 12.08.2008 at 9:16 PM
I want to leave you messages with all those really neato-looking foreign alphabet letters. They so mysterious - you know what I'm saying?
posted by: jeffrey on 12.12.2008 at 1:34 AM
Pua: The chupacabra may be indigenous to Hawai'i, so I will trust your judgment on these matters.
B.: No but try visiting my store sometime. We have closets full of Rice-a-Roni.
Mike: That would have been an embarrassing endeavor.
Jeffrey: I know what you're saying because you're writing in English, unlike those space aliens who seem to have homed in on me.
posted by:
David on 12.15.2008 at 9:00 PM
out of all the mythical, blood sucking creatures out there, the Chupacabra is almost certainly the sneakiest
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posted by: Mawsgartsab on 04.23.2010 at 10:19 PM
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